public service announcement

Dear readers,

The blog stats are huge at the moment, it feels like there is a hungry little pack of stats slavering for me to say something.
What am I meant to be saying? :(
If you want me to comment on the new Church of England safeguarding propaganda campaign in the press and the church rag times, what can I say? They are narcissists who glorify themselves off the back of victims and Paul Butler has been replaced by someone younger and prettier but who horrifyingly has exactly the same voice and vocabulary as him.
Does that help?

You know stats are misleading right? I can see my old stalker stat popping up on the blog every few minutes, wassup stalky? I missed you.
Other frequents are a few CofE's and a mysterious 'wellingborough, Northants'? Hello Wellingborough, your stat may be bouncing so you may be elsewhere but thank you for your recent interest, I am very boring really, I talk about Hollyoaks and cleaning the flat and very dull stuff :)
Jersey has been back in force on the blog in the last few days, hello Jersey, beloved island, I like throwing toilet rolls off Fort Regent. Other people don't so much like me doing that.
I am not sure what people are looking for on the blog, but I am in a state of constant tiredness and pain, struggling to the finish of my first year as a full time degree student.
I am happy that people are reading my blog, it makes me happy. I hope it is worth it.
You can email me if you want to know something I am not writing.