I've been to church so I am being silly in order to relieve the stress and flashbacks.

A cannibal walks into a church and takes communion.

The vicar says to him/her afterwards 'well what did you think of the service'
He replied, well I think the church are a bit mean, I took part in all the ceremony and only got a teeny share of body and blood and it wasn't even real, I am starving!'.

:)