Wednesday

Good morning peeps,

I am just having a break. I have had a bad morning, apart from work so far, which went fine.
I just feel awful. I dragged myself to work at some unearthly hour without even having a shower first because I couldn't wake up. I don't know why because I went to bed early and my dreams weren't enthralling.
I dreamed I was on another planet and the aliens were police. And they all had autism and reactive attachment disorder so none of them cared about anyone, they couldn't even be bothered to arrest me.
One of them was a dog handler but his dog was a Pitbull and I told him I wanted a police hat, so he gave me a police hat and I said how did I look with it on? And he said 'Ugly'.
Dammit.

Anyway, I have been working in the howling wind, and I have decided to take my study books up to my favourite cafe on the cliffs for lunch. Unfortunately the wind means that I won't be allowed to sit outside, but that's OK, I can sit in and study and then spend as much time as I like out on the cliffs after lunch.

Did you know I have been a published author for six weeks and no-one has asked for a nortygraph yet?!