In Jersey they just shoot you...

I am rained off for the moment and I am working on a student consultation paper for the university. I am one of the student volunteers who works with this stuff and I am supposed to be commenting. How about this comment - 'Try writing this stuff in English!'

I was just thinking about my police sting article, and as a good creative writing student, it led to other memories.

We had flown to the Devon for the weekend, from Jersey.
The conversation turned to fixed speed cameras on the A303.
'Oh, we don't have those in Jersey' He told them smugly.

'No speed cameras? So what if you get speeding drivers?'

'Well the police just stand on the bridge with a gun and shoot them'.

True story.

And don't put it past SOJP, they were left over from the occupation.
'When they liberated Jersey, they forgot about the police'.