Norty's Trip to WInchester Cathedral

One upon a time there was a nortyperson
The Nortyperson went to Winchester for the day.

She put a whoopee cushion on the Bishop's throne in the Cathedral
But the congregation thought that was his sermon.

Then she did head over heels all the way through the Cathedral
while shouting 'The end is nigh!' until the tourists thought there was a fire.

The Nortyperson told the rich old  congregation about Jesus of Nazareth and how
he turned the tables over in anger because His Father's House was being used for Money

The shocked congregation said that Jesus would have to be banned from the Cathedral
'Because we couldn't have him causing such Disruption Here! So He isn't Welcome!'