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Jersey apparently has the 'second worst alcohol problem in Europe'. (JEP report).
Jersey isn't in Europe.

That reminds me of how Jersey win Britain in Bloom contests when furious anonymous Jerseymen rage about England being a foreign country that has no right to dictate to Jersey or demand licence fees.
Technically if Jersey uses BBC broadcast then there is no question of licence fees being valid or not valid.
Jerseymen are generic ranters. Gotta look at the facts.

Ohh I would get lynched if a Jerseyman ever read this, thankfully none do.

The weather is bad but still no trees down.
The ferries have been blown away.
And God, I am hungry, I have forgotten how to get food.

Did I just write a blog post?