I went to have a cuppa and some lunch wiv all me pals,
we had a good lunch, there weren't many there but the weather is so good that probably everyone is down at the beach.

After lunch I went to borrow the church garden tap to have a wash, I was surprised that there were people at church but they were setting up for a special party for one of the church people.
The caretaker wanted me to come in and sit in the cool church and rest but I felt like I shouldn't but I told him I wanted to wash myself under the tap, so he got the hose and plugged it to the tap so I could shower myself under the hose, fully clothed of course but in teeshirt with my jeans rolled up, so I had fun playing with water and then I sat in the sun and read my book and dried out.