Good morning you peeps you,

please make a complaint if you are viewing this and you are not a peep,
write your complaint on a postcard and post it in a nearby litterbin.

Last night we played scrabble, I neither lost nor won, I only survived by nicking all the triple word scores.

Then I went to sleep on the sofa, it is a firm sofa so my back is ok with it, I slept most of the night but I did feel a bit hot and bloaty, how do you peeps survive living in hot indoors houses?
I woke up from a nightmare this morning and wandered into some toast and three cups of tea.

The weather is grey and drizzly and I am going to terrorize the town and also fish my clothes out of the hedge so they can have a wash. I need to throw these jeans away as they are so holey they could be a priest.