Hey how come old Shrek is Scottish eh?

I am going to ask to be released back to the wild tonight. I know people are meant to live indoors for Christmas but the heat and cigarette smoke are too much for me and I need some outdoors.
So I want a night in my porch, cold and alone, just how I like it, and then tomorrow I will be recaptured by the other lot and do some more indoorsing before returning to the wild again. The tomorrow's lot do not smoke and I can have all the windows open.